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WE’RE DOING GREAT.

A crowned businessman throws a tantrum on a tiny stool while a dog pees on it. Around him, adults flex, pose, preach and scream at their phones.

The most advanced species on the planet, ladies and gentlemen.

IT GETS WORSE.↓

A man wearing enormous watches peeks out of a ridiculous red luxury car decorated with a giant gold sculpture of his own head. A pigeon sits on it.

I don’t care what people think.

Are they looking?

A blissful guru floats above a shopping cart full of luxury purchases, clutching a credit card while an assistant holds a ring light like a halo.

Fuck materialism.

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The comment section.

Nobody has read the article.

An extravagant oil painting of aristocrats fighting over a tiny smartphone, with flying fruit, furious gestures and an enormous unopened book.

A broad-faced cowboy sheep in a black hat, embroidered red shirt and boots argues with a long-faced wellness sheep wearing lime sportswear, a topknot and several watches. Both point their black hooves at each other.

You’re a fucking sheep.

Said the other sheep.

There’s more.

Stanislav, looking suspiciously pleased with himself.

EVERYONE WANTS ATTENTION.

Anyway, here’s another enormous picture of me.

Who’s this guy?